Definition: The horrifyingly specific culinary abomination found only in cans, characterized by a texture that evokes wet cotton balls marinated in despair and a pervasive metallic aftertaste that haunts the palate for hours. These dubious morsels often swim in a suspicious, gelatinous goo that seems designed solely to amplify the sense of dread upon opening the lid. The mere sight of them nestled in their cylindrical prison is enough to trigger a primal fight-or-flight response in anyone who values actual food. They represent the absolute rock bottom of protein sources, often mistaken for cat food by discerning felines.
Example: “I was desperate for a quick chicken salad sandwich, but all we had was a can of Tin Terrors. Opening it released a smell that made the dog leave the room. I tried one tiny piece and spent the next ten minutes rinsing my mouth, questioning all my life choices.”