Definition: The purely hypothetical (and deeply messed-up) scenario where the only ex you’d consider a consequence-free bang with is one who’s deceased. It’s less about the sex and more about the desperate, grief-stricken longing for just five more minutes with them, consequences be damned (even if it involves necromancy vibes). > “Everyone else? Nah. But Sarah? If ‘consequence-free’ meant she walked through that door alive? Yeah, that’d be a resurrection romp. Just to see her smile again, man… even if it got weird after.”