Definition: A kid whose bedroom or dedicated play space functions as a gravitational center of coolness due to its sheer volume of coveted, expensive toys (like entire Transformer/G.I. Joe collections, American Girl Doll setups, or a legit Power Wheels fleet). Their domain becomes the ultimate after-school hangout spot.
This status turns the kid into a celestial body others orbit, drawn by the irresistible pull of premium playthings and often, bonus snacks. Access to the Playroom Planet meant serious social clout, fueled by envy and the strategic need to befriend wealth. You orbited for the toys, stayed for the snacks.
Example:
Every kid wanted to orbit Jake because his basement held every rare Transformer, making it the ultimate hangout spot after school.
Access to Maya’s huge Power Wheels fleet meant serious social clout; we befriended her wealth just to drive those cool cars.