Definition: The universally dreaded valley residing firmly between the cheeks. Despite rigorous bleaching or meticulous scrubbing, this trench remains psychologically contaminated as the antechamber to the exit-only orifice. Its mere existence whispers of unavoidable biological realities.
No amount of declared hygiene protocols—hot springs, loofahs, or post-shower glow—can erase the primal understanding: this is the DMZ guarding the poop’s doorstep. Intellectually clean, yet perpetually stuck in gross-out purgatory for observers. Touch remains unthinkable.
Example:
Despite meticulous cleaning, she still felt the dreaded valley was psychologically contaminated, a necessary DMZ preceding the exit-only orifice.
Even after a long soak, the thought of that area remained firmly in gross-out purgatory, an unavoidable biological reality he tried not to dwell on.