Definition: A driver whose misguided attempts at roadway “kindness” create chaos, danger, and intense frustration for everyone else. This person ignores established traffic rules like right-of-way, often stopping abruptly in moving traffic or at clear intersections to wave others through, prioritizing a performative display of politeness over safety and efficiency. Their actions are less about genuine helpfulness and more about feeding their own ego while ironically causing near-accidents and honking symphonies. They fundamentally misunderstand that predictable driving is the actual polite behavior.
Example: “A total nicehole blocked the entire roundabout trying to let me in, even though I was clearly yielding. Everyone behind him started laying on their horns while I just sat there mortified, mouthing ‘JUST GO!'”