Definition: The psychotic obsession with tracking your partner’s every movement via apps like Life360, disguised as “concern.” Characterized by incessant “Why are you at [completely normal place]?” texts, announcing location changes to bystanders like a creepy GPS commentator, and declaring a national emergency if they don’t reply within 5 minutes despite being clearly visible at the grocery store. Not safety, just digital handcuffs for the anxiously attached.
Example: “Bro, Sarah just LifeLoc’d me asking why I stopped at CVS for 8 minutes. She then told her group chat ‘He must be getting Plan B lol jk… unless?’ Send help.” Origin: Evolved from “Where u at?” texts when GPS tracking apps became relationship kryptonite for control freaks.