Definition: A televangelist who leverages divine authority to convince desperate followers that funding their extravagant lifestyle (like private jets, mansions, and solid-gold toilet brushes) is a direct pathway to heavenly favor. These holy grifters perform elaborate sermons where “seed faith” donations magically correlate with the size of their next Gulfstream upgrade, framing divine intervention as contingent on viewer credit limits. Their ultimate trick is reciting scripture while simultaneously processing Venmo donations for “prayer jet fuel” during a livestream.
Example: Brother Cashius announced a “breakthrough anointing” live on air, revealing God urgently needed two new Challenger 650s to outrun demonic interference. His chat immediately flooded with $19.99 “Holy Spirit Turbo Boost” superchats from retirees eating cat food.