Definition: An exceptionally rare or visually stunning car (like a Jaguar XJ220) that an owner purchases solely to admire as a static objet d’art, never actually intending to drive it beyond a gentle roll in and out of the garage. This term highlights the absurd luxury of treating a high-performance machine as a glorified sculpture, prioritizing its flawless appearance over the visceral thrill of operation. The owner gains joy from meticulous detailing and the quiet pride of possession, valuing the car’s existence as a perfect, untouched artifact rather than a functional vehicle. It’s automotive taxidermy for millionaires with commitment issues towards mileage.
Example: “Reginald calls his XJ220 his Garage Jewel – he wiped a single fingerprint off the door handle yesterday and almost needed smelling salts. Asking if he’ll take it to Cars & Coffee? Don’t be vulgar; the exhaust note might disturb the polish.”