Definition: The act of spending cash on bogus health products that promise miraculous results but only deliver expensive bodily functions. Think detox teas, “spot-reduction” workout gear, or “all-natural” supplements that exploit wellness trends while emptying your wallet faster than a colon cleanse.
This term also mocks futile efforts to shortcut biology—like targeting belly fat with crunches or believing shaving spurs hair growth. Essentially, it’s paying premium prices to literally (or metaphorically) flush money down the porcelain portal while ignoring proven, boring science.
Example:
She wasted hundreds on bogus health products promising miraculous results, only to find they emptied her wallet without changing a thing.
Buying expensive spot-reduction gear was a futile effort to shortcut biology; he ignored proven science and saw zero difference.