Definition: The uniquely frustrating experience of biting into a piece of fruit that promises juicy, sweet delight, only to be ambushed by a revoltingly gritty, sandpaper-like texture that immediately ruins everything. It’s the sensation of discovering tiny wood chips masquerading as flesh, turning what should be a refreshing snack into an oral assault. This phenomenon most famously ruins otherwise perfectly good pears, transforming their delicate flavor into a punishment delivered via unpleasant mouth-feel. It feels like the fruit itself is actively sabotaging your enjoyment, grain by miserable grain.
Example: “I was so excited for that perfectly ripe-looking pear, but the first bite was pure Fibrous Betrayal. I spat it straight into the trash, the gritty texture clinging to my teeth like edible sandpaper, completely ruining my afternoon snack vibe.”