Definition: The preternatural, borderline psychic ability to identify future walking dumpster fires in human form years before their inevitable meltdown becomes obvious to everyone else. Possessed by individuals (often survivors of chaotic upbringings) who can instantly clock subtle tells of narcissism, hidden addiction, or chronic infidelity through seemingly mundane interactions. Their predictions feel like absurd hunches until, three years later, Dave from accounting gets perp-walked for embezzling exactly as foretold, leaving everyone else slack-jawed at the foresight. It’s less about judging character and more about recognizing the faint scent of impending chaos.
Example: When Jen met Mark’s new “perfect” girlfriend, her drama-dar screamed “future emotional arsonist” after noticing how the woman’s smile didn’t reach her eyes while complimenting the host’s décor. Two years later, Mark showed up drained and single, muttering about gaslighting and maxed-out credit cards. Jen just sighed and handed him a beer.