Definition: The predatory entity (usually a corporation, algorithm, or politician) that intentionally designs experiences to hijack your brain’s reward system, creating dependency through endless micro-hits of feel-good chemicals. They weaponize everything from autoplay features and rage-bait headlines to personalized AI responses and “free” services, turning users into lab rats chasing the next neural high. Their entire business model relies on you becoming a blissed-out zombie scrolling, clicking, or voting without critical thought.
Example: I realized TikTok was my ultimate dopamine dealer when I caught myself watching paint dry reviews at 3 AM. The “For You” page is basically a fentanyl drip for your attention span.