Definition: The dangerous, temporary amnesia induced by unresolved physical chemistry with an ex, causing one to forget every toxic trait, emotional scar, and logical reason they broke up in the first place. Symptoms include rationalizing terrible decisions with phrases like “it’s just one time” while your brain screams through a fog of pheromones. This condition selectively erases memories of their passive-aggressive texts, commitment phobia, or that time they stole your fries and blamed the dog. Often leads to a catastrophic relapse in personal growth and three weeks of obsessive playlist-curating.
Example: “Bro, I was this close to texting her until my therapist diagnosed me with full-blown dicknesia. Remembered she microwaved fish at work and framed me for it.” “Yeah man, fight the dicknesia. That smell alone should be your repellent.”