Crittercon

Definition: Picture this: When random animals gather in your yard or street like they’re holding a surreal wildlife summit. A crow, squirrel, and rabbit might form a tense triangle, debating acorn tariffs or plotting neighborhood surveillance—until a human catches them mid-conspiracy.

They disband like secret agents, scattering in opposite directions before you can spot the agenda. Leaves you squinting at empty pavement, wondering if you just crashed a furry Illuminati meeting. Zero evidence remains, just pure, unexplained animal diplomacy.

Example:

I opened the blinds to see a raccoon, possum, and crow frozen mid-huddle near the trash cans; they scattered like secret agents before I blinked.

The sudden silence followed by birds and squirrels fleeing in panic from my driveway suggested I’d interrupted some unexplained animal behavior meeting.

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