Comfortsentials

Definition: The baseline package of emotional and physical necessities required to prevent total human meltdown in modern society. Not luxury items, but the absolute bare-minimum comforts that keep you from screaming into a pillow or rage-quitting adulthood.

Typically includes: one (1) financial cushion against imploding utilities, eight (8) uninterrupted hours of REM sleep, a single genuine hug, and access to quiet spaces devoid of existential dread. Often requested sarcastically when life feels like a tire fire.

Example:

After three nights of insomnia and a maxed-out credit card, she desperately needed some uninterrupted sleep and a quiet space to avoid a breakdown.

He felt the crushing weight lift slightly after a genuine hug from his partner, though the lack of any financial cushion kept the dread simmering.

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