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Approval Junkie

Definition: The crippling, low-key desperate need for constant validation, praise, or recognition from others, like a crackhead for compliments. It’s not just wanting a “good job,” it’s needing that emotional hit to function, leading to people-pleasing, fishing for reassurance, and…

Post-Nut Clarity Preload

Definition: The rare state of already knowing that banging your ex would be catastrophic before it even happens. You possess the crystal-clear hindsight usually only granted after orgasm, allowing you to wisely dodge a bullet you know would rot your…

Resurrection Romp

Definition: The purely hypothetical (and deeply messed-up) scenario where the only ex you’d consider a consequence-free bang with is one who’s deceased. It’s less about the sex and more about the desperate, grief-stricken longing for just five more minutes with…

Cockblocked by Consciousness

Definition: When your junk screams “HELL YES” to one last ride with your toxic ex, but your brain slams on the brakes like “Bro, remember the soul-crushing despair and therapy bills?”. It’s the ultimate internal battle between instant gratification and…

The Taiwan Shield (noun)

Definition: 1. The strategic combo of making 75% of the world’s advanced microchips + having Big Daddy USA on speed dial, allowing you to tell a superpower threatening invasion to politely “chill TF out.” 2. Any niche dominance that grants…

SingaPoor? More Like SingaRICH! (exclamation)

Definition: 1. The shocked realization that a tiny swampy fishing village with zero natural resources somehow became a global financial/tech powerhouse within one generation. 2. Sarcastic response to anyone underestimating a small player with big-brain energy. Origin: Singapore’s insane glow-up…

Botswanarise (verb)

Definition: To achieve baller status against impossible odds, starting with literally nothing but cattle, rocks, and hostile neighbors. Like turning dirt into diamonds (literally, in this case). Used when a country/person/startup goes from “bottom of the barrel” to “top-tier flex”…

Castle Enya Mode (noun)

Definition: Disappearing from massive celebrity (and bankability) to live an expensive-but-reclusive, borderline-mythical quiet life, usually surrounded by pets/plants in an epic fortress of solitude. “Dude went full Castle Enya Mode after his band broke up – bought a lighthouse in…

Ostrum Shift (noun)

Definition: The ultimate career 180°: ditching global child-star fame for a shockingly normal, respectable blue-collar job. Bonus points if it involves animals. “Pulled an Ostrum Shift after her Disney show – quit acting, went back to school, now she’s a…

Moranising (verb)

Definition: To abruptly peace out of a wildly successful Hollywood career at its peak to become a full-time parent/chill human, leaving fans forever wondering “what if?” “After his third blockbuster, Dave totally Moranised – now he just fixes lawnmowers and…