Definition: When a partner capitulates to capitalist overlords just to end a shopping ordeal, ignoring blatant disrespect for the illusory convenience of “getting it done.” Victims defend overpriced jerks who sneered at their spouse, prioritizing a receipt over retail justice. Often leads to couch-based cold wars and the silent treatment during Netflix binges.
Example: Sheila argued they should still buy from the salesman who treated her husband like gutter sludge because “the sectional matches the drapes.” He vetoed her defeatist decor diplomacy by yelling, “Hell no!” and marching toward dignity-rich competitors.