Definition: When your natural scent suddenly shifts to something unsettlingly earthy and fungal, like a gourmet mushroom hunting dog rolled in damp soil, without any lifestyle changes. It’s your body’s internal chemistry experiment gone rogue, often linked to metabolic disasters…
Definition: That terrifying combo where your head feels like a microwave full of angry bees, your limbs go weirdly numb like they’ve been replaced by mannequin parts, and the room spins like you’re on a carnival ride you never bought…
Definition: The covert operation of anonymously paying off the significant debts (mortgages, student loans) of friends or family using secret wealth, while simultaneously reducing your own social presence to avoid awkward questions about the source of this mysterious benevolence. It…
Definition: The elaborate ruse of pretending a sudden influx of wealth comes from a barely plausible side hustle – like low-effort video game streaming – to explain new purchases or lifestyle changes to close family without revealing a secret windfall.…
Definition: The act of deliberately wearing extremely casual or inappropriate attire (like a bathrobe) to virtual work meetings as a passive-aggressive strategy to get fired after coming into secret wealth, thereby avoiding the need to quit outright and raise suspicion.…
Definition: A soulless bureaucrat working for a Pharmaceutical Benefits Manager (PBM) who actively schemes to deny life-saving medications by inventing labyrinthine paperwork, “prior authorization” hellscapes, and fake “cost-saving” algorithms that somehow make insulin pricier. They profit by inserting themselves between…
Definition: A parasitic entity that hoards vague, overly broad patents like buried treasure solely to ambush actual innovators with frivolous lawsuits, demanding ransom payments instead of creating anything useful. These legal buccaneers lurk in shell-company coves, scanning for small businesses…
Definition: A televangelist who leverages divine authority to convince desperate followers that funding their extravagant lifestyle (like private jets, mansions, and solid-gold toilet brushes) is a direct pathway to heavenly favor. These holy grifters perform elaborate sermons where “seed faith”…
Definition: A critical failure of situational awareness where you literally have the enemy’s entire invasion force gift-wrapped and stuck in traffic right in front of you, but you dismiss it because you’re clinging to outdated assumptions. It’s the military equivalent…
Definition: The dangerous delusion of rejecting established, evidence-based science because it clashes with your ideology or wishful thinking, leading to widespread, entirely preventable disaster. Named after the Soviet quack who declared genetics ‘bourgeois pseudoscience,’ forcing farmers to ruin crops and…