Definition: The catastrophic act of accidentally scheduling a major life event with hilariously terrible timing, guaranteeing maximum awkwardness or failure. Inspired by the 1986 film’s disastrous release just months after the Challenger tragedy, dooming it to box-office obscurity despite starring…
Definition: That creeping suspicion your favorite ultra-niche movie is a collective hallucination because nobody else seems to remember it. Named after the baffling obscurity of films like Bubba Ho-Tep, blending Elvis, JFK, and a soul-sucking mummy. It’s the mental fog…
Definition: The sudden, paralyzing freeze that hits you when an online blackmailer, hacker, or stalker drops your exact personal details—like your full name, address, or browsing history—into a DM. You’re not coding; you’re coiled tight like a snake facing a…
Definition: When a hacker or digital stalker gains access to your system, silently rifles through your personal files, and then returns everything with a creepy note instead of stealing or destroying it. It’s the unsettling realization that someone was virtually…
Definition: The modern dating equivalent of “the dog ate my homework” – a chronically recycled, paper-thin excuse for ghosting, flakiness, or inconsistent communication. Used to feign helplessness while signaling disinterest without direct confrontation. If someone’s “phone died” more than once…
Definition: The predatory act of circling emotionally available people on dating apps or social situations solely to extract quick ego boosts, attention, or flirty banter, with zero intention of genuine connection or follow-through. These “vultures” thrive on the fleeting high…
Definition: No longer just a cash machine. Now describes a person in a financial domination kink who gets genuine arousal from being literally treated like a human bank. Their purpose? To dispense funds on command while a “dom” mocks their…
Definition: That sudden, profound mental shutdown when someone describes a fetish so utterly bizarre that your brain just bluescreens. It’s not judgment—it’s pure, uncut bewilderment where comprehension evaporates. Like hearing about oculolinctus or vore and your soul briefly leaves your…
Definition: The mentally corrosive habit of endlessly consuming negative news, social media outrage, and online disaster content as your primary mental nutrition, mistaking the temporary numbness for relaxation or ‘staying informed’. It’s like feeding your brain a steady IV drip…
Definition: The self-sabotaging act of constantly jumping over your own emotional/social fences to cater to others’ demands or comfort, leaving your personal needs trampled in the dirt. Often disguised as being ‘nice’ or ‘helpful’, it’s really people-pleasing on steroids. You…