Definition: That dizzying moment when a date’s aggressive cluelessness manifests as demanding inappropriate service or making baffling choices, instantly revealing their utter lack of social grace. Picture snapping fingers for menus at a self-serve counter or insisting on ordering surf…
Definition: The revolutionary act of strategically vanishing from toxic relationships, social feeds, or obligation traps to preserve sanity. Not rudeness, but a calculated self-rescue mission where your peace is the only hostage worth saving. Forget awkward goodbyes; this is hitting…
Definition: The surgical removal of toxic people or energy vampires from your life after recognizing their soul-sucking impact. Inspired by that moment you’re typing angrily at 2 AM because Karen-from-accounting or your guilt-tripping aunt just had to text, and you…
Definition: The act of declaring expertise in a deliberately nonsensical or chaotic scenario to guarantee victory. Named after the improvised game from Calvin and Hobbes with no consistent rules, where players invent obstacles and points arbitrarily. By claiming mastery of…
Definition: When you’ve rigged a game or scenario so completely in your favor that winning feels like hitting cruise control on a rocket sled. Think replaying a childhood game you’ve mastered blindfolded, or challenging a toddler to tic-tac-toe while holding…
Definition: That impossibly rare person who actually shares your obscure obsession with a deeply personal piece of forgotten pop culture. Like finding someone else who vividly remembers Space Camp, The 10th Kingdom, or Eddie and the Cruisers. Spotting one shatters…
Definition: That bittersweet residue of loving media so obscure, you’re half-convinced you hallucinated it. It’s the emotional grit left when your favorite forgotten movie/show has zero cultural footprint—no merch, no memes, just your dusty DVD and confused stares when you…
Definition: That moment when your tech does something inexplicably sinister, making you question if it’s a bug—or a predator testing the locks. Like your hard drive suddenly grinding like a demonic garbage disposal after a cryptic warning message, or files…
Definition: That skin-crawling moment when an online threat violently elbows its way into your real world. Like a hacker restoring your deleted files just to leave a creepy “be careful :)” note on your desktop, or a rando on Steam…
Definition: The convincing illusion of intimacy manufactured when emotionally unavailable people deploy charm, intermittent texting, and vague future plans to harvest validation. Mistaking witty banter or late-night availability for genuine interest, you overlook inconsistent effort and ghosting, believing you’re building…