Definition: The thick, life-sustaining sludge colloquially known as your first cup of coffee. Without this viscous, preferably black, liquid “ambition” poured directly into your system, higher brain functions remain offline, rendering complex tasks like speaking or finding pants utterly impossible.
It’s the gritty determination in mug form that propels you from “zombie shuffle” to “vaguely functional human.” True ambition isn’t career goals before 9 AM; it’s successfully navigating the kitchen while half-blind to brew the elixir that makes pretending to be awake feasible.
Example: Stumbling into the kitchen, I desperately needed my ambition before attempting anything resembling coherent conversation or finding my shoes.
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Without that thick, black ambition hitting my system, complex tasks like remembering my password or operating the toaster remained completely out of reach.