Traffic Jam

Definition: That moment when you stumble upon an inexplicable animal summit blocking your path, like nature’s most awkward committee meeting. Picture a squirrel, crow, and rabbit locked in a silent, triangular standoff in the middle of an empty road—clearly debating zoning laws or acorn tariffs.

Your arrival instantly adjourns the session, sending delegates scattering in three directions like guilty bureaucrats caught mid-scheme. No crumbs, clues, or agendas remain—just pavement and the haunting sense you interrupted critical interspecies bureaucracy.

Example:

Driving down the lane, I encountered an animal summit—a squirrel, crow, and rabbit frozen in a silent triangular standoff on the pavement.

My approach instantly adjourned the session, the guilty bureaucrats scattering wildly, leaving only the eerie sense I’d disrupted critical interspecies negotiations.

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