Definition: The accidental VIP experience of witnessing unsolicited nudity or extreme public indecency during a live show, typically occurring within arm’s reach of the stage. Involves full-frontal surprises, aggressive crowd interactions, or impromptu X-rated performances that derail the actual concert.
Common side effects include permanent mental scarring, awkward eye contact with band members, and becoming an unwilling participant in someone else’s chaotic exhibitionism. Bonus points if it involves misplaced bodily fluids or a security tackle mid-act.
Example:
During the quiet ballad, a naked fan rushed the stage, gyrating against the guitarist’s leg, leaving the band frozen in horrified silence mid-song.
Our front-row view meant we got sprayed when security tackled the drunk guy attempting an explicit solo act on the monitor wedge.