Definition: The blissfully horizontal state achieved after deliberately ignoring your phone to indulge in a cheap, analog pleasure – like napping in a sunbeam, staring at clouds, or just stretching on the floor. Zero screens, zero agenda, maximum chill.
It’s the physical manifestation of giving zero digital fucks, a social media reprieve bought for the price of a lint roller. Basically, becoming a happy human puddle disconnected from the online sludge.
Example:
Ignoring buzzing notifications, Sarah melted onto the rug, stretching lazily in the afternoon sunbeam, achieving pure horizontal bliss.
After lunch, Mark deliberately left his phone inside, flopping onto the grass to watch clouds drift by, a perfect zero-agenda reprieve.