Definition: When someone aggressively pushes their romantic agenda during a date like it’s the main course nobody ordered. Typically involves steamrolling boundaries, unsolicited grand gestures, or cringey performances—forcing their “entrance” into your affection like a delusional maître d’.
The resulting car crash of mortification leaves bystanders choking on secondhand awkwardness. Think ordering steak for a vegetarian, rehearsing monologues mid-meal, or snapping fingers at grocery store clerks while your date plots escape routes through the produce aisle. It never ends with dessert—just the bill and emotional debris.
Example:
He ignored her vegetarianism, ordered her steak “for her own good,” then launched into a rehearsed declaration of love over appetizers.
Mid-sushi, he snapped fingers for service, presented a flash-mob singing telegram “just for her,” leaving her mortified and planning her exit.