Definition: The desperate stench of a salesperson who only activates their charm after realizing you have buying power. Characterized by sudden commission lust and whiplash-inducing personality shifts when money enters the conversation. Often involves social Darwinism where customers are ranked by perceived wealth. The cure is loudly taking your business elsewhere for sweet, sweet retail karma.
Example: Dude had serious commission breath when I walked into the Porsche showroom in sweatpants.
He transformed from a human mannequin to a golden retriever the second I mentioned my crypto dividends.