Definition: A delusional human who genuinely believes their mere desire for something magically obligates others to provide it immediately. Often manifests in demanding freebies, skipping queues, or expecting unlimited emotional labor with zero reciprocity. Recognizable by pouty entitlement, performative outrage when denied, and the baffling conviction that ‘I want’ equals ‘you owe’.
Example: “Karen unleashed her inner Want Fairy at Starbucks, insisting her expired coupon ‘deserved respect’. When the barista refused a free venti unicorn frappé, she staged a sit-in protest by the napkins. Security had to explain that ‘craving’ isn’t currency.”