Definition: A scandalously charismatic Wi-Fi name implying your router has a history of inappropriate data exchanges and firewall breaches. Perfect for routers in shady basements or when you want to imply your internet has a notorious “presidential” appetite for risky connections. Often paired with weak passwords like “Monica123” for added thematic commitment. It’s the digital equivalent of a stained tie at a press conference.
Example: Todd’s “Bill Clinternet” network made his roommate’s dates visibly uncomfortable. One Tinder match even asked, “Is this why the Wi-Fi keeps disconnecting? Too many… interns?”