Definition: A Wi-Fi name designed to terrify boomers and conspiracy theorists by masquerading as a top-secret 5G bioweapon transmission hub. Combines pandemic panic, tin-foil-hat 5G fears, and overly technical jargon for maximum neighborhood chaos. Bonus points if your router actually is hidden in a suspiciously unmarked van. It’s like leaving a fake CIA badge at a yard sale—utterly ridiculous but weirdly effective.
Example: When Greg changed his SSID to COVID_5G_ENDPOINT_G317, Mrs. Henderson called the FCC claiming her cat got “microchipped remotely.” The local NextDoor feed immediately erupted with debates about vaccine nanobots.