Definition: The tragicomical state of blue-balled desperation where a man’s pent-up tension manifests as hilariously awkward physical blunders—like literally fumbling household objects due to distracted, frustration-addled motor skills. Inspired by the infamous “stuck cylinders” comment, it’s when sexual deprivation short-circuits basic coordination, turning grown men into slapstick characters dropping keys or spilling coffee like a hormonal teen.
Example: “Carl’s Cylinder Fusion is legendary. Yesterday he tried stacking coffee mugs and they vacuum-sealed together like Lego bricks. Then he spilled protein powder everywhere trying to ‘casually’ flex while asking Tina if she needed help folding laundry. We had to WD-40 the Tupperware.”