Definition: A person who loudly announces a half-baked, crowd-pleasing idea—usually involving absurd public spectacles or meme-worthy chaos—purely to harvest imaginary internet points before reality sets in. Characterized by yelling revelations to disinterested spouses about “hecking updoots,” oblivious to logistical nightmares like permits, chicken-suit shortages, or national security. Their prophecies are 90% exclamation marks and 10% zero follow-through, often collapsing when someone mentions basic physics or common sense.
Example: “Gary became an Updoot Prophet at the BBQ, screaming about renting elephants for a Walmart flash mob. His wife just sighed, ‘Babe, you still haven’t fixed the leaky faucet you updoot-promised in March.’ He spent the evening angrily sketching elephant permits on a napkin.”