Definition: The aggressively passive-aggressive counterpart to the Nicehole, characterized by stubbornly refusing to take their legal right-of-way when waved through by a confused or overly “polite” driver. This creates a dangerous standoff where traffic grinds to a halt as both parties engage in an absurd, silent battle of windshield hand gestures and exaggerated head shakes. The Yieldhole insists on martyrdom, believing they are upholding some higher moral traffic code while completely disrupting the flow and infuriating everyone trapped behind them.
Example: “I tried letting the Yieldhole turn left in front of me since traffic was stopped, but he just sat there waving frantically and yelling ‘No, you go!’ through his window. We wasted a whole light cycle playing ‘After you, Alphonse’ while a line of cars built up.”