Definition: The cowardly relationship tactic of buying expensive/unexpected gifts after a major argument or toxic behavior instead of, you know, actually talking like an adult or apologizing sincerely. A shiny distraction from the underlying rot, designed to make the recipient feel too guilty/obligated to address the real issues. Often flowers, jewelry, or that PS5 you mentioned once.
Example: “Mike called me useless during dinner, slammed the door… then showed up with Guilt-Gifting™ roses and AirPods. Guess we’re not discussing his anger issues then? Coolcoolcool.” Origin: Ancient tactic, but perfected in the modern era by