Definition: The terrifying, self-perpetuating hellscape of nasal spray dependency. You start using it for a legit stuffy nose, but rebound congestion turns you into its slave, needing hits every few hours just to breathe normally. Quitting feels like having concrete poured up your nostrils. A legit physical addiction hiding in your medicine cabinet.
Example: “Went to Sarah’s place and found six empty Afrin bottles under her sink. Girl’s possessed by the Afrin Demon. She carries one in her purse like it’s an EpiPen and gets panic attacks if she forgets it. That ‘clear nose’ high comes with devilish withdrawal.”