Definition: When your junk screams “HELL YES” to one last ride with your toxic ex, but your brain slams on the brakes like “Bro, remember the soul-crushing despair and therapy bills?”. It’s the ultimate internal battle between instant gratification and long-term mental survival. > “Dude asked if I’d hit up Jess consequence-free. My dick was already packing the condoms, but I got totally cockblocked by consciousness remembering the 3-month crying-in-the-shower phase. Hard pass.”