Moranising (verb)

Definition: To abruptly peace out of a wildly successful Hollywood career at its peak to become a full-time parent/chill human, leaving fans forever wondering “what if?” “After his third blockbuster, Dave totally Moranised – now he just fixes lawnmowers and coaches T-ball. Legend.” (Origin: Rick Moranis, who ghosted acting after ‘Honey, I Shrunk the Kids’ to raise his kids post-wife’s death. Ultimate dad move.)

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