Definition: (noun): When your partner drowns you in texts/calls/stalking apps because they’re convinced you’ll evaporate if they don’t monitor your every breath. Masquerades as “deep love” but is actually separation anxiety cranked to 11. Why it’s toxic: It’s not concern, it’s control theater. If you need Life360 alerts to know why they stopped at CVS for tampons, you need therapy, not GPS.
Example: “Bro missed one text because he was in the shower, and now his girl’s SepAnx Bombing him with 27 calls and a wellness check. She says it’s ‘caring.'”