Definition: The revolting act of leaving behind a dried, biological or food-based residue on an aircraft seat, tray table, or seatback pocket, creating a biohazardous or deeply unsanitary mess for the cleaning crew. Think melted ice cream sludge, bodily fluids,…
Definition: The spectacular act of a defendant or witness unintentionally delivering irrefutable proof of their own guilt or incompetence through sheer stupidity or arrogance during legal proceedings. A courtroom implosion so severe it makes their lawyer visibly cringe and the…
Definition: That soul-crushing moment when your client, defendant, or witness opens their mouth in a legal setting and delivers a statement so catastrophically self-incriminating or factually annihilating that you instantly know the case is irrevocably lost. It’s the audible thud…
Definition: Corporate code for strategically visible deception. When companies showcase minor ethical choices (like recycled packaging) to distract from systemic exploitation, wage theft, or safety violations happening just off-camera. Think “Made in USA” stickers over Indian factory labels, or wellness…
Definition: The corporate practice of aggressively marketing premium-quality delusions while hiding bargain-bin operations. Involves theatrical branding to distract from cheap shortcuts, like slapping “Made in USA” stickers over imported goods or piping elevator music through a flimsy partition guarding millions…
Definition: The exhausting mental gymnastics of mentally detaching from sex to critique your own performance in real-time. Like hitting an invisible pause button mid-act to obsess over your stomach rolls, sounds, or whether your partner is mentally grocery shopping. This…
Definition: That brutal mental freefall where your brain hijacks sexy time by obsessing over every sigh, sweat bead, or awkward shuffle. You’re physically present but mentally drafting a PowerPoint on why your thigh jiggle might kill the vibe, convinced your…
Definition: A catastrophic group strategy where linking everyone together for perceived strength backfires into a unified disaster. Inspired by Napoleon’s navy at the Battle of the Nile, who literally chained their ships to prevent retreat, only to get obliterated when…
Definition: When you design a “foolproof” strategy that spectacularly backfires because you arrogantly ignored a glaring vulnerability. Named after Napoleon’s navy, which chained ships near shoals assuming the British couldn’t sail into shallow coastal waters—only for Nelson to exploit that…
Definition: The universe’s savage mic drop moment when someone’s vile actions boomerang back with brutal, ironic precision. Not just karma—this is cosmic payback so perfectly timed it feels scripted by a snarky deity who majored in schadenfreude. Witnessed when a…